We were that annoying teen couple who made some kids go ‘aww’ and made the sensible ones go ‘Ew…!’ When the school fete had almost ended, we were making out behind the pillar. That’s when he suddenly bit me and I squealed in pain. ‘What are you doing?’ I asked him. ‘Trying to give you a hickey’ he said. He thought it was cool. Only it looked more like a monkey bite than a hickey. Luckily it was winter and I had a lot of high neck stuff to wear!